Carolyn, our resident New Yorker is truly one of a kind. She zooms all over campus in her little red car ready and willing to pick up any of the roommates at any given moment. She is the “face of MSU” and will always have you doubled over laughing with all of her idioms: “If you like Barry Manalow make some noise!”. And if you are ever in the Big City, she will take care of you!
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Finally let the rambunctious New Yorker write a little love for Lizzy’s blog.
A reality TV Series could not even do the justice of capturing every moment, memory, laugh, or bug in the 214 household. I laugh every time I hear that phrase 14 girls living on Charles, lucky Charles, because it’s true.
When am I ever going to be able to wallow in my own houses filth for an entire year with 13 other girls, whose personalities are as explosive as a TNT blowing up a building in one of those Tiny Toon episodes?
When am I ever going to have my houses living room extend off of my Pottery Barn bedroom so I can get in on the juicy gossip of every roommate?
When am I going to have the opportunity to rummage through 13 closets and have Jenny Hendrix give me a side braid before going out to the bars?
I think that it’s the only time where I can lay on a dusty coach that looks like it’s straight out of That 70’s Show, belly laughing the night away at my roommates being silly.
Living in this house has been one of the most incredible experiences for me. From throwing chairs off the roof at random ‘Chips’ walking by to the futon in our living room that may be broken but still has a strong bond that 214 has with laying on it. I know in two weeks the 214 girls may be moving on to new jobs, new places and new homes but when I leave I know I have made friendships that will last a lifetime and memories that will keep my abs sore from laughing for a long time.
214 Last Will and Testament
I will leave behind my Sparty Cash and big bed for that hungry someone, so they have plenty of opportunities to eat and lay after a big meal.
Alicia will leave her laugh and blankets for someone who has no sense of humor and just needs that soft fur to snuggle up with.
Maureen will leave her Chipotle eat free cards and her red leather jacket to give someone the ability to eat burritos every day in style.
Jenny Korn will leave her accounting knowledge and her passion for animals behind for someone who can’t count and needs to overcome a fear of cats.
Lizzy will leave behind all of her jobs, her drive to resume write/job search, and her dance moves for all of those lost souls out there that need to learn how to succeed in life and have fun at the same time!
Kelsey Fay will leave behind her candy collection and bright J Crew sweaters for all those kids that only wear black and were deprived of eating sweets.
Jenny Hill will leave behind her creative groceries and her Curling skills for someone that has never took on a real Olympic sport and needs to eat a good home cooked meal.
Aviva Senser will leave behind her packages that she gets from her temple and her guy magnet skills for someone who needs help flirting and needs to experience the Jewish culture.
Allie Guetschow will leave behind her curling iron and little tube tops for someone that wants to be sexy and have voluptuous hair.
Dana Robinson will leave behind her playlists and sorority pin to give inspiration to all future sorority presidents that need to be put “in the mood” for a special night.
Alison Petricca will leave behind her love for Weezy and her Ed Hardy shoes for the person out there that has never lived a hip hop kind of lifestyle and wants too.
Ashes leaves behind her Elmo shorts and Mickey mouse impressions to the people that grew up way to fast and needs some serious help perfecting the “oh boy”.
Joanie Donnellon will leave her music, free spirit, and little brother Timmy for anyone in the world that never has had a cool brother and ultimately needs to live, laugh and love.
Jenny Hendrix will leave behind her Tony Burch shoes, every Judy Blume book she owns, and her eyelashes to the future teachers of America; lets face it every teacher needs to read up on classic literature, wearing designer clothes, while batting all-natural lashes through it all!
PURFECT
